Life Lessons Pt 6: How To Be Aggressive

On friday night I went to a Rusko show. It was packed, everyone was hyped, the music was dope, it smelled horrible, and I thought the floors were going to cave. Typical dubstep. I somehow managed to consume 14 drinks in 3.5 hours.

ANYWAY blah blah blah shit happens and I punch a guy in the face. 5 times.

1) I don't know how to punch.
2) I have 3 huge metal rings on my right hand.
3) I was waisted.

I wake up in the morning and get a text saying "your hand hurting?"
I flex my hand confused... fine. Then trying to recall what happened the night before FUCKKKK

Later as the pieces are put together and my thumb continues to swell and bruise I find myself thinking "WHY THE FUCK DID I PUNCH HIM"

Me being the egotistical drunk I am did it because I was told I was "all talk".

Lesson learned... learn how to punch properly before the vodka fills your ego.
... Another lesson learned....
.............DON'T MESS WITH ME.

........I'M CHUCK NORRIS BITCH!

(This picture is from that night- I think I was just got so hyped up cause it was in the air)