Sometimes when you're stuck in life time seems to stand still. The same problem keeps circling your mind, not going away, and seems to be inevitable and never resolved. WTF are you supposed to do? Ask for advise? Search it in Google? Take a personality quiz? Check your horoscope? Well sure, those are all the things I do, but unless you seriously get enlightened by a wise monk, you'll go no where.
So in all honesty, wise monk talk, I suggest drinking. By doing this you will not realize how much time has gone by, your problems will disappear, you'll start not caring, and you might need to get a liver transplant. But, everyone gets those at least twice in a life time, so it's no big deal.
If vodka's not your cup of delusion, then I would try tequila. 8 shots of that and you know a year will feel like a week. But what a week! No worries, problems, confusions, responsibilities, stress, any of that, except for compulsive shaking after spending half of that time over a toilet, garbage can, sewer, car window, or alley way store stoop.
However, after sobering up from your alternate dream universe, the problems, stress, and reality hit. And that's when worst comes to worse and you have to throw your arms in the air from your ruffled crusty messy covers and yell "FUCK IT" with your raspy harsh cancer embedded throat, and deal with what ever has been haunting you and pushing you to alcoholism... After you go throw up again and take a shower.
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