In life we come across many barriers which hold us back from moving on. Whether it being stuck on a crush, a social situation, work, loss, anything which holds us back from continuing on with our day, keeps our focus, or haunts our sleep. During this time we put all our energy into thinking "How can I fix this?", "Why can't I fix this?", "Why will this not go away?", "If only I was a magician", or just yelling and being angry with the world in general.
Well that's not guna get you anywhere.
From experience and from hearing it constantly from others, the crush seems to be the worst, most common, most stuck up on, barrier. Basically like the movie, "He's Just Not That Into You"... But in the end all of that was proven to be wrong. Bullshit. WTF is that about? The guy gives in after making all these rules? That's horrible, it just means that that entire movie was a lie. So that's why I'm here to set it straight... Once you realize: they don't like you, are seeing someone else, it's just not happening, you're too tied up, you've started stalking them - you know you'll have to get over them, and move on.
First things first.
1) Tell yourself they're gay. They don't like you because they want more of what they already have. Done deal, you can't help nature.
2) Get drunk (preferably not alone)
3) Go shopping
4) Make yourself a fan page on Facebook
5) "Accidentally" bump into them a month later looking HOT and with a sexy other.
Honestly, if the gay thought followed by getting drunk doesn't help, then you're seriously stuck. If that's the case, make yourself busy, time will go by, and they'll soon become the last thing on your mind.
GET OVER IT
(I took this picture at Fortune on the 15th- now up on thefuturists.ca)
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